Apparently we need some clarification

I'll admit I've done plenty of weird Vegas-typical things in the five years I've lived here. For example, just last week, I walked from a club, through a casino and all the way out to my car without shoes on. I'd been dancing for hours and my heels hurt, ok? I washed my feet with hot water and soap when I got home, and I haven't died yet. Would I walk through puddles of sewage? No. But I don't think the casino floor is any dirtier than walking barefoot outside, which everyone does or at least did as a child.

However, I've never walked into a restaurant without pants. And yesterday, I witnessed someone who did. I was eating a late dinner at the Palms cafe, and in comes this group of drunk kids, one of whom was wearing a very long shirt. Hmm, I thought, perhaps she's wearing a swimsuit underneath or just has on some really short shorts.

My question was answered five minutes later when one of the guys at the table pulled her shirt up to her waist while she was standing and talking too loudly as drunk kids often do. And no, she wasn't wearing anything underneath her shirt. The carpet matches the drapes people. So I'm thinking, maybe "No shirts, no shoes, no service" needs to be ammended to include pants.