Goo goo gah gah fries with that?

I'm rather disappointed by the media outlets in this town. It's blatantly obvious, to me at least, that Las Vegas has some serious child labor issues. Why, I ask, is a 10 year old allowed to serve me my smoothie?

Ok readers, I have to be honest, Vegas has many problems, but employing underage kids isn't one of them. The real problem is that I'm getting old. Sixteen year olds suddenly look like babies to me. Several times now, I've almost blurted out, "What are you, like five?" to teenage boys working around town. Luckily I've been able to resist the urge, lest I become one of those old bags who humiliates the children.