My two favorite things: fish and human flesh

For those of you who still haven't bought into the idea that Vegas is a classy city-those of you who think all we have to offer are street brawls (see the video in the post below) you're in for a big surprise. In fact, Vegas can add its name to a long list of cosmopolitan locales where you can eat raw fish off a naked lady. That's right, one visit to Geisha House Steak & Sushi on Decatur, and you can eat sushi off leaves strategically placed on an otherwise naked woman.

See, that's totally not weird or awkward. I immediately begin picturing Larry David inspired scenarios in which I find a migrant pube stuck to a spicy tuna roll. Gross. Would you try it?